Half of me wants to be really cool and wear black skinny jeans and combat boots all the time with snakebites and blue hair and thick eyeliner and play electric guitar and not give a fuck but the other half of me wants to wear knitted jumpers and pretty dresses and curl my hair and listen to acoustic music and be pretty and cuddly and drink cups of tea anduuuuuuuugh
I feel you
there are 7 days in a week people
Leonardo DiCaprio applauds himself for FINALLY winning that Golden Globe Award. Finally!
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper